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Episode 11: The Big Question

Real Estate Agent Lillian Fischer strays from her normal routine of giving saucy, in-depth sex toy reviews over the cyber airwaves of her online radio show, Odyssey X, while still recovering from minor injuries sustained after throwing herself from her chair in a panic when Juicysnatchpatch.com owner, Joe, tricked her into thinking her husband, Keith, responded to one of her online sex toy reviews on Juicysnatchpatch.com.
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Episode 10: XXX Friends

After being blackmailed into selling Joe, the owner of JuicySnatchPatch.com, her sex toy reviews, Lillian just wants her life to return to normal... If only Joe would let her. In our season finale Joe informs Lillian that she has a new friend, him, and she doesn't have much to say about it.
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Episode 9: Devil's Fart

Lillian tries to wrap up her 30/30 Bang Bang marathon in style but as usual, Joe and her crazy callers get in the way.
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